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I will tell you who he is; he is the glue that holds the Plexi team together. He is the creative influence behind the scenes. Ok that is enough of me talking in the third person, but that is what the team members at Plexipixel would say if they were ever compelled to introduce me. I don’t mean to sound bitter, but I have been here for two weeks and have not gotten an introduction or welcoming blog. Vics has been here two days and she has already received a clever, witty introduction on the blog and Facebook.

I guess I should be used to no one caring by now. I grew up an orphan on the mean streets of Toon Town. I was taken into the Junior Looner Academy at a young age with dreams of making something of myself. Little did I know that the academy was grooming me to be sold into the world of Looner slavery. After moving onto to Looner University I was sold to a “Non-Popper.” I don’t want rehash my years as a Non-Poppers toy, but eventually I became old news. I was thrown out like yesterdays trash or sent to the pasture as some people say. The pasture for me was the local grocery store where I was to be sold as a decorative toy.

The local store in Seattle is where my life changed and I met my new family. The nice man in an orange cat suit picked me up and brought me into the Plexipixel team. After everything I have seen in my life a grown man in a cat suit seemed normal. I am now here to serve as inspiration and provide motivation to the members of the Plexipixel team as I live out my twilight years on this planet. I guess that is why I don’t mind that the other team members have begun to bet on when I am going to perish and have actually created B Loon Death Poll. I am just glad to serve a purpose that I am not ashamed of.

Stay tuned to the Plexi blog to learn more about the B Loon Death Poll and to follow my plight. If you get a chance become my friend on Facebook  and why not become a fan of my friends at Plexipixel . It’s always nice to have more friends and know people care.

- B

Terms:

Looner- Balloon fetishists, Non-Popper- Like their balloons to stay inflated during activities